Laura Donnelly
Nude

If you want a Blarney Bone in your pants, look no further than Irish eyeful Laura Donnelly. After studying at the Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama, she landed recurring roles on the UK TV shows like Sugar Rush, Casualty, and Hex. Laura then started showing up on the big screen in raunchy-sounding flicks like Insatiable (2008), Right Hand Drive (2009), and Best: His Mother’s Son (2009). But it wasn’t until she starred in the 2009 fright flick Dread that Laura finally showed off her naked knockerage three times. Not to be confused with the Judge Dredd adaptation Dredd (2012), this one was a horror movie about a psycho forcing people to confront their greatest fears. Laura’s character is very shy, since she’s got a birthmark that covers half her face and a bunch on her body, so a guy films her getting naked and airs it for the whole school. She then realizes how hot she is, makes her own website and racks up bundles of bitcoin from horny dudes. Well, that’s what would happen in real life. In the movie she freaks out and starts trying to bleach the birthmarks off her body in a bathtub. Oh well, at least the dreadfully unrealistic scene provided more boobs for us. Since then, she put her time studying in Scotland to good use when she joined the Outlander cast as Jenny Fraser Murray, giving us a glimpse of her Scottish highlands when a pair of redcoats tear her top off and reveal her little nipples, before she whipped out a teet during a breast-milking scene where she fills a cup with her own brand! That’s a keg we’d like to tap. Really, we’d tap that. After playing J.R.R. Tolkien‘s wife in Tolkien (2019), Laura headed to HBO for The Nevers, a drama about Victorian women with superpowers. We never thought we’d be milking our prostates to a a topless Laura, topping off a cup of Donnelly’s dairy, but with someone as sexy as her, I guess we should never say never.